Archive for July, 2009

Someone give Nelly a contract

As expected, the home run derby was pretty forgettable.  Let’s face it- no one’s going to hit a 600 foot homer.  It’s not gonna happen, least of all now when (presumably) there are no more players on steroids.  There’s 3 rounds of guys grunting, smiling, and sweating- sometimes all at once- and 374 to 482 [...]

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They make it so easy to not care

Tonight is the annual MLB Home Run Derby on FOX, presented by Some Large But Not Baseball Relevant Company.  And guess who’s in it?  Well, the NL representatives are actually about the best lineup they’ve ever had: Albert Pujols, Ryan Howard, Adrian Gonzalez, and Prince Fielder.
The American League lineup?  Nelson Cruz, Joe Mauer, Brandon Inge, [...]

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ugh

Here I was, about to make a nice overdue post, I was about halfway through, and my fucking browser crashed.  Nice.  I love how any and every possible thing on my computer is now liable to crash on me at any time.
So, my first “bullpen cloached” player spotlight will unfortunately have to wait until tomorrow.  [...]

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